Original Post: Wednesday, August 13, 2008
I got this e-mail today and it made me giggle, so I thought I'd re-post it here. I'd love to say that none of the following sayings have ever come out of my mouth with the intentions described. But if I said that I'd be a big fat liar, so I won't. Hope you enjoy a little giggle. I know I did.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE – A Quick Reference Guide
(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !
(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Screw You.
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Tee-hee. Hope your week is well.
~erika
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